I got my hands on a pre-order unit for testing. Good news--I didn't burn down my living room! https://youtu.be/9O6exS7EGME

Eh, you can buy less refined and thus more dangerous butane fire stuff at your local home depot, intended to burn weeds. I'm absolutely not a Musk fanboy (as you can see by me not using his first name), but I find it hilarious, especially in regards to the Spaceballs reference

That's not a flamethrower. This is a flamethrower. https://youtu.be/tdime3hlB-A

Lighten up, Francis.

"But maybe we should all just grow up a little." No, don't. Age, but don't "grow up a little". That is not to say you should not mature, and be mature in your actions, but maintaining a healthy, youthful, irreverent, view of the world will help you immensely as you age. Trust me I'm 52, and nobody ever thinks I'm a day over 38, because I have aged, and matured, but not "grow up" in the classic sense. See more

I can’t take you seriously as a writer if you think this is legit a flame”thrower”. This is at best a blowtorch, something you can buy for $25 at Home Depot. I won’t stoop to calling you an idiot but you would absolutely deserve it.

Oh stop it...you love it. You have to be the rabble rouser?

Coulda stopped at "Elon Musk Boring"

We are in a country where selling $500 regular guns is a normal and healthy business. A garden torch is hardly something to complain about.